Gather ’round, friends, gather ’round. I have something very important to say. It has come to my attention tha — you’ve already quit reading this, haven’t you? And now you’re on the fifth funny photo and are just cruising through the laughs. Well, I was going to tell you something completely profound and life-changing, but I guess I’ll just say TGIF instead.

Those aren’t really cookies, but you get the idea.

That cat is so not having it.

Remember when they came out with skip protection?! That shit was awesome.

I don’t want to be the one to tell him this, but if he starts putting cookies in there it is only going to lead to an ant infestation.

Amen to that.

And the food’s already been killing folks for more than 45 years!

How can you not believe that face?

I’ve never understood why this happens, either.

Run – don’t walk – as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

What a glorious feeling (not that I’d know).

Nasty, but resourceful. This guy’s a survivor.

If you used margarine instead of butter for those mashed potatoes, you have.

Always a good idea to check with mom before sending nudes.

A true superhero.

I wonder if either one of them said, “Lettuce be friends.” (Sorry that was cheesy.)

Just gonna leave this one alone.