Beware the siren song of the half naked, dancing women, my friend, for nothing but harm will come in the end. If Greek mythology has taught us anything, it’s that you shouldn’t let a few beautiful women make you incapable of rational thought. Will we ever learn? Apparently, not.

All of which is just a really nice way of saying: watch this idiot bro try to jump onto a boat full of grinding bikini babes. And fail. Fail real bad.