What’s the opposite of being a wingman? I’m not even sure he knows who they are.
Oh no. There isn’t enough Crest in the world to get that memory washed out of your mouth.
He’s definitely on the beach with those lovely ladies. 100% for sure.
No one has ever hooked up with a guy that had a custom Nintendo 64 jersey designed.
I’m sure the willing applicants are just lining up at the door.
That’s a Justin Bieber poster and I don’t even want to tell you what’s down at the bottom.
Remember that song “She Blinded Me With Science?” This is the opposite of that.
This guy who recreated the Teletubbies, but somehow found a way to make them even more terrifying.
You’re never going to get another lady back to that house after they Google your address.
Honestly I don’t think there’s much hope for either of these people.
If thoese awkward puzzle pieces don’t ruin things before they start, they will as soon as you try to explain what they mean and why they’re shaped like that.
Actually this picture may have gotten them a lot more dates than they expected.
Even if the picture weren’t of a girl, he’d still be shunned just for his Photoshop skills alone.
Really anyone who wears these shorts in public might as well hang it up.
After this unfortunate series of events, she’s probably accepted her fate.
No one has ever hooked up using the horn emoji. It’s just not possible.
The biggest issue isn’t the fake girl; it’s the phantom hand resting on his shoulder.
If you don’t trust, then how can you ever love?
So…that’s a no?
Anytime a diaper is worn in your Tinder pic, it’s safe to bet you’re not going to go over on your daily right swipes.
This guy who tried to segue into a sexual conversation in the most awkward way possible.
Gross! Why would you pick that font?
Remember in “Wiggle” when Jason DeRulo asked, “How’d you fit all that in them jeans?” This is who he was talking about.
Clearly this line has not worked in the past and needs to be retired.
The good news is that he didn’t add a girl into the picture like everyone else. The bad news is that he added himself into hers and made himself look like a mutant.
I’m done. This is where I draw the line.