26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

We all do idiotic things that we’re thankful our future partners will never see, but some things may be so bad that you’ll never quite bounce back. These just may be those moments. All the best to them in the future, but if their relationship decisions continue on this path, there are going to be quite a few lonely nights. Judging from the pictures, that doesn’t seem to be much of an issue for them.

What’s the opposite of being a wingman? I’m not even sure he knows who they are.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

Oh no. There isn’t enough Crest in the world to get that memory washed out of your mouth.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

He’s definitely on the beach with those lovely ladies. 100% for sure.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

No one has ever hooked up with a guy that had a custom Nintendo 64 jersey designed.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

I’m sure the willing applicants are just lining up at the door.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

That’s a Justin Bieber poster and I don’t even want to tell you what’s down at the bottom.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

Remember that song “She Blinded Me With Science?” This is the opposite of that.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

This guy who recreated the Teletubbies, but somehow found a way to make them even more terrifying.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

You’re never going to get another lady back to that house after they Google your address.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

Honestly I don’t think there’s much hope for either of these people.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

If thoese awkward puzzle pieces don’t ruin things before they start, they will as soon as you try to explain what they mean and why they’re shaped like that.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

Actually this picture may have gotten them a lot more dates than they expected.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

Even if the picture weren’t of a girl, he’d still be shunned just for his Photoshop skills alone.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

Really anyone who wears these shorts in public might as well hang it up.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

After this unfortunate series of events, she’s probably accepted her fate.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

No one has ever hooked up using the horn emoji. It’s just not possible.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

The biggest issue isn’t the fake girl; it’s the phantom hand resting on his shoulder.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

If you don’t trust, then how can you ever love?
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

So…that’s a no?
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

Anytime a diaper is worn in your Tinder pic, it’s safe to bet you’re not going to go over on your daily right swipes.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

This guy who tried to segue into a sexual conversation in the most awkward way possible.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

Gross! Why would you pick that font?
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

Remember in “Wiggle” when Jason DeRulo asked, “How’d you fit all that in them jeans?” This is who he was talking about.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

Clearly this line has not worked in the past and needs to be retired.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

The good news is that he didn’t add a girl into the picture like everyone else. The bad news is that he added himself into hers and made himself look like a mutant.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

I’m done. This is where I draw the line.
26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

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