The 10 Steps To Creating a Girl’s Facebook Profile Picture

If you think any picture posted on social media is as simple as snapping a pic, then uploading it, you could not be more wrong. It’s a process. It’s a journey. Before you scroll by one more new profile picture without liking it, take into consideration the work and diligence it took to create that masterpiece. Here are the 10 steps involved in creating a girl’s profile picture.

1. Do that thing where you put your fingers in your hair like you’re scratching it really quickly so it gives it more volume?
The 10 Steps To Creating a Girl's Facebook Profile Picture

2. Whoever’s taking the picture will say, “Ready?” Then you’ll slightly lean to one side and as you lean your smile will grow.
The 10 Steps To Creating a Girl's Facebook Profile Picture

3. If you are in a picture with another girl, you MUST put your hand on your hip and lean over as far as the human body will allow.
The 10 Steps To Creating a Girl's Facebook Profile Picture

4. If you’re going to show cleavage you have to figure out just the right amount so it looks enticing, without looking like the cover of a “Girls Gone Wild” DVD.
The 10 Steps To Creating a Girl's Facebook Profile Picture

5. Everyone knows the overhead shot is the most flattering, so then you’ll hold the camera up so high it looks like it was taken from space.
The 10 Steps To Creating a Girl's Facebook Profile Picture

6. You’ll try an artistic, stylish look, which basically means you just stare away from the camera and slap a filter on it.
The 10 Steps To Creating a Girl's Facebook Profile Picture

7. If you took an amazing picture, but it happens to have your ex in it, you’ll have deal with a little awkward cropping in order to show off how great your hair looked that day.
The 10 Steps To Creating a Girl's Facebook Profile Picture

8. There’s always the option of getting one of your best friends to take a picture with you that sort of hints that you two would make out given the right circumstances.
The 10 Steps To Creating a Girl's Facebook Profile Picture

9. If you’re running out of ideas, this classic Instagram move is a good safety net. This is where you pose in a sexy way, but pretend the picture is actually highlighting some mundane object in the foreground.
The 10 Steps To Creating a Girl's Facebook Profile Picture

10. If all else fails, just start cycling through all the stereotypical poses like someone’s hitting all the buttons on a Playstation controller at once. Surely something in there will work.
The 10 Steps To Creating a Girl's Facebook Profile Picture

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