There is no way to look cool on a Segway. It’s just not possible. You know every time you see a tourist or a mall security guard cruise by on one, you stare intently just hoping for some sort of debris to trip them up. Well, it looks like your dreams have come true. Here are a bunch of gifs of people falling off Segways.

Even if you had pulled off that loop, you still wouldn’t have looked cool.

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There is no way to look cool on a Segway. It’s just not possible. You know every time you see a tourist or a mall security guard cruise by on one, you stare intently just hoping for some sort of debris to trip them up. Well, it looks like your dreams have come true. Here are a bunch of gifs of people falling off Segways.

Even if you had pulled off that loop, you still wouldn’t have looked cool.

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In the battle of Segway vs. car, the car always wins.

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In the battle of Segway vs. car, the car always wins.

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I feel like there were some poor instructions being yelled at this guy while he was crashing.

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I feel like there were some poor instructions being yelled at this guy while he was crashing.

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They don’t make Segway ramps on half pipes for a reason.

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They don’t make Segway ramps on half pipes for a reason.

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You deserve this.

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You deserve this.

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I’m no expert, but it’s probably not a good idea to just jump off your Segway.

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I’m no expert, but it’s probably not a good idea to just jump off your Segway.

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Do hotel maids have to clean up blood spills in the hallway?

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Do hotel maids have to clean up blood spills in the hallway?

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There is no greater place in the world than the area in front of the Segway rental store where people try to figure out how to use them.

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There is no greater place in the world than the area in front of the Segway rental store where people try to figure out how to use them.

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If that’s the cameraman’s kid, he’s a terrible parent.

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If that’s the cameraman’s kid, he’s a terrible parent.

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I know I’ve said it before, but you deserve this.

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I know I’ve said it before, but you deserve this.

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OK, he doesn’t actually fall, but this may be the worst idea I’ve ever seen.

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OK, he doesn’t actually fall, but this may be the worst idea I’ve ever seen.

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