On Wednesday, Ted Cruz gave a speech in Indiana reassuring Hoosier voters that he is indeed still in the running for the Republican presidential nomination and not dead in the water. All was well and good until he called a basketball hoop a “basketball ring.” Donald Trump endorser Bobby Knight was unavailable for comment.
Like this monumental fail, the following incidents reflect that timeless Mark Twain quote all too well: “Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason.”
Ted Cruz Tries to Kiss His Daughter
In January, while campaigning in Iowa, Ted Cruz tried to kiss his daughter Carolina, only to have her pull away and yelp like she was being attacked by rapid killer bees. He tried again, successfully laying one on her cheek as she recoiled. Cruz then meekly looked at the camera as if he knew it was going to be front-page news in the morning. What do you think guys? Creepier than Joe Biden’s kiss heard round the world?
Hillary Clinton Says She Keeps Hot Sauce in Her Purse to Appeal to Black Voters
Hillary Clinton was recently a guest on “The Breakfast Club,” a talk show on New York City’s hottest hip-hop channel 105.1 FM. The host asked her what’s one thing she carries with her at all times, and Clinton said, “Hot sauce.” Charlamagne Tha God—that’s his actual showbiz name—immediately called bullshit and asked her if she was pandering to black voters. Clinton replied, “Is it working?” She also boasted about once winning a game of dominoes in Harlem.
Craig Mazin, the Ghost of Ted Cruz’s Past
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