Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead.
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never in a million years would I ask a tambourine man to play a song for me
– keith buckley (@deathoftheparty) March 22, 2015