21 Clever New Words That Should Be Added to the Dictionary Immediately

Every year, new words are added to the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary. Last year it was words like selfie and hashtag along with about 150 others. Well, if the Merriam-Webster folks are looking for a little help with their additions in 2015, they should start here. The following 21 words include clever mashups, brilliant puns and other fun combinations that are reflective of our times. Add them to your vocab now and be ahead of the curve.

21 Clever New Words That Should Be Added to the Dictionary Immediately 继续阅读“21 Clever New Words That Should Be Added to the Dictionary Immediately”

The Laker Girls Did a Lunch Date with Fans and the Pictures are Awkwardly Hilarious

For the third year in a row, the Los Angeles Lakers cheerleaders traveled across Southern Californian Carl’s Jr. restaurants to hang out with fans (aka horny, uncomfortable dudes) that aren’t quite sure what to do with their hands while taking photos with hot girls. Here are some of the best gloriously awkward pics from the lunch tour.

The Laker Girls Did a Lunch Date with Fans and the Pictures are Awkwardly Hilarious 继续阅读“The Laker Girls Did a Lunch Date with Fans and the Pictures are Awkwardly Hilarious”

This Is The Most Brilliant Way To Get Away With Drinking In Public

Drinking out on the street in public in the middle of the day is typically frowned upon. And it’s ruining our lives, isn’t it?! Well, you know what isn’t frowned upon? Caring lovingly for a small, sweet, innocent child. If you follow these simple steps, you’ll be able to get wrecked all day everyday and the only reactions you’ll get from people are “Awwwwwwww!”

This Is The Most Brilliant Way To Get Away With Drinking In Public 继续阅读“This Is The Most Brilliant Way To Get Away With Drinking In Public”

This Kid’s Response To Being Rejected By Duke University Is Genius

Most of us are familiar with a college rejection or two (and by most of us, I mean everyone who works on Mandatory). But what did we do about it? We either got upset or we didn’t even care and we just tossed the letter aside. Well, this kid wasn’t about to let Duke University reject her so easily. Her response alone should earn her admission.

This Kid's Response To Being Rejected By Duke University Is Genius 继续阅读“This Kid’s Response To Being Rejected By Duke University Is Genius”

This Guy Probably Regrets Pissing His Girlfriend Off With This Single Text

Well fellas, if you’ve ever had the desire to do something to piss your girlfriend off to the point where she quite possibly will murder you, this seems to do the trick. All it takes is just a couple words followed by two little emojis for you to spend forever saying “I’m sorry.” But hey, it’s funny if it works, so isn’t that worth damaging your relationship?

This Guy Probably Regrets Pissing His Girlfriend Off With This Single Text 继续阅读“This Guy Probably Regrets Pissing His Girlfriend Off With This Single Text”

The Definitive Ranking of the 50 Worst Selfies Ever Posted on the Internet

Imagine seeing someone take a selfie ten years ago. You’d think they were completely insane. Nowadays cell phone cameras have to have a feature that lets you take a photo of your own face because we’ve become obsessed with taking pictures of ourselves. The internet is flooded with people trying to outdo each other with the most over the top and absurd selfies. Unfortunately, we’ve looked through more of them than any human should, and put together the 50 worst selfies ever posted online. Brace yourself because it is not a pretty sight to see.

50. What if this was before some sort of chicken prom?
The Definitive Ranking of the 50 Worst Selfies Ever Posted on the Internet 继续阅读“The Definitive Ranking of the 50 Worst Selfies Ever Posted on the Internet”

Idiot Falls Off Boat While Watching Bikini-Clad Twerking Girls

Beware the siren song of the half naked, dancing women, my friend, for nothing but harm will come in the end. If Greek mythology has taught us anything, it’s that you shouldn’t let a few beautiful women make you incapable of rational thought. Will we ever learn? Apparently, not.

All of which is just a really nice way of saying: watch this idiot bro try to jump onto a boat full of grinding bikini babes. And fail. Fail real bad.