The 10 Steps To Creating a Girl’s Facebook Profile Picture

If you think any picture posted on social media is as simple as snapping a pic, then uploading it, you could not be more wrong. It’s a process. It’s a journey. Before you scroll by one more new profile picture without liking it, take into consideration the work and diligence it took to create that masterpiece. Here are the 10 steps involved in creating a girl’s profile picture.

1. Do that thing where you put your fingers in your hair like you’re scratching it really quickly so it gives it more volume?
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One of These Kids is Very Distracted in This Team Soccer Photo

What a nice picture. A bunch of happy kids together on the pitch for a photo with their soccer coach and teammates. All of them dressed in sharp red uniforms with a smile on their face. All of them looking directly at the cam–wait a minute. That boy in the back right, what’s he up to?

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26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

We all do idiotic things that we’re thankful our future partners will never see, but some things may be so bad that you’ll never quite bounce back. These just may be those moments. All the best to them in the future, but if their relationship decisions continue on this path, there are going to be quite a few lonely nights. Judging from the pictures, that doesn’t seem to be much of an issue for them.

What’s the opposite of being a wingman? I’m not even sure he knows who they are.
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This Is What Passes For Teaching In Schools Right Now

Man, teachers sure have become a lot less strict since I went to school. First of all, they sure as hell didn’t let me rest my head in class. And secondly, they would’ve never mistaken a balloon for my head. I do have to say though, this balloon head probably did a lot better on that test than I did on most of mine. The future is looking bright.

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13 Things You Do Every Time You Shower

If we’re being honest, actually washing our bodies is pretty low on the list of things we do in the shower. For some reason it’s so easy to get distracted in the shower, despite nothing being in there except you and a bunch of assorted gels. Unless you’re running late and in a giant hurry, here are the 13 things you do every time you take a shower.

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The Hits Blunt Meme: The Deepest Thoughts You Will Read Today

The Hits Blunt meme might be one of my favorite things ever. The photos crack me up every time, no matter how many times I see them. And the deep thoughts are even funnier. You gotta love a meme that makes you look at life from a whole new perspective. Also, pass the Doritos.

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10 Brilliant Ideas We Wish We’d Thought of First

We like to think we’re pretty smart here at Mandatory. But just because we think something doesn’t mean it’s true. We certainly aren’t much competition for all of the geniuses responsible for all of the images below. Forget your Albert Einsteins and your Stephen Hawkings…these are the real brilliant minds walking amongst us.

(h/t Pleated Jeans)

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What Your Facebook Timeline Will Probably Look Like After The Apocalypse

The only way you’re ever going to escape Facebook is if the Earth tries to purge itself of humanity. With our luck, even after that happens Facebook will still be alive and well. But what would your timeline look like in a crumbling society with no structure or order? Unfortunately, probably not as different as you’d imagine, just the annoying posts have shifted to different topics. It would probably look a little something like this.

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Another Baby Hilariously Ruins Parents’ Attempt At Loving Photo Shoot

You would think parents would have learned their lesson about attempting to take a beautiful and loving photo with their babies by now. Not too long ago, this father learned his lesson the hard way. Apparently these two young parents didn’t see get a chance to see it.

As you’ll see, if you’d like to take a nice photo with your newborn, it’s best to make sure they are at least wearing a diaper. For the last time, babies do not like photo shoots and they will take revenge on you the only way they know how.

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10 Parents Who Are Way Better At Texting Than Their Kids

Most parents have a very difficult time when it comes to texting. However, a select few have managed to not only nail it, but also troll the hell out of their children doing so. In our opinion, all of these parents should be in the running for Parent of the Year.

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