Imagine seeing someone take a selfie ten years ago. You’d think they were completely insane. Nowadays cell phone cameras have to have a feature that lets you take a photo of your own face because we’ve become obsessed with taking pictures of ourselves. The internet is flooded with people trying to outdo each other with the most over the top and absurd selfies. Unfortunately, we’ve looked through more of them than any human should, and put together the 50 worst selfies ever posted online. Brace yourself because it is not a pretty sight to see.
By now we’ve all heard the news that Bruce Jenner is currently in the process of transitioning from male to female. The announcement only came recently, but he’s apparently been at it for while. So, we took a look at some of his photos from the past to his most current and we found the the change is absolutely noticeable and mindblowing. Have a look for yourself.
Beware the siren song of the half naked, dancing women, my friend, for nothing but harm will come in the end. If Greek mythology has taught us anything, it’s that you shouldn’t let a few beautiful women make you incapable of rational thought. Will we ever learn? Apparently, not.
All of which is just a really nice way of saying: watch this idiot bro try to jump onto a boat full of grinding bikini babes. And fail. Fail real bad.
Queen brought us this classic, operatic masterpiece. Wayne and Garth delivered it to a whole new generation of fans. And now these ladies have lip synced their own version and have watched it take the Internet by storm.
The women in the video are a comedy trio from Australia, who go by the moniker SketchShe. Unlike the version that the guys over at “Wayne’s World” brought us many, many years ago, this one is sped up a bit as to not take up too much of your day and on the plus side, these gals are slightly more pleasant on the eyes (sorry Wayne and Garth). So, sit back and enjoy because this is why the Internet exists.
Have you ever actually laughed at a knock-knock joke? Me neither. Yet they still get told over and over again for some reason. Here are what we think are either the best or worst knock-knock jokes around. Warning: These are so bad, you might end up punching a wall.
Gather ’round, friends, gather ’round. I have something very important to say. It has come to my attention tha — you’ve already quit reading this, haven’t you? And now you’re on the fifth funny photo and are just cruising through the laughs. Well, I was going to tell you something completely profound and life-changing, but I guess I’ll just say TGIF instead.
Kids will believe absolutely anything you tell them and that is quite the superpower for us adults to have. Now what you choose to do with it is up to you, but I personally support completely screwing with them like all of the parents here.
When you’re first able to legally drink, you feel like a whole new world has just opened up. The only drinks you really know are the ones you’ve seen in movies or saw relatives drink, so you end up ordering a lot of drinks you’ll never make the mistake of trying again. Even the bars you choose in college are different than the ones you’ll prefer in a decade. Here’s what going to a bar in college looks like compared to going to a bar in your 30s.
You may have missed the first collection of Jarrod Allen hilariously recreating a bunch of female Tinder profile pics, but have no fear…the man has kept at it for the sake of all of you. And this collection is quite possibly funnier than the first. Take a look at these and then do yourself a favor and check out the first batch as well. After all, this is what the Internet was made for.
Be honest, you have no idea what you were doing when it comes to seducing women. And you’re even worse when it comes to sexting them. You can’t just go throwing out bland pictures of your dong and expect the girls to come running. Dick pic etiquette is an art and it requires a certain technique and a whole lot of practice. Lucky for you, Snapchat user Reece is here to teach you a thing or two about taking photos of your dodos. Let her guide you through the proper techniques before your next foray into the world of dick pics.
Remember when being neighborly meant having a civilized conversation face to face? Well, those days are long gone. Now whenever you have a matter you need to discuss with the people next door, it can be done over text where things can go south really quick. All of these texts between neighbors are proof of that.
We’re not going to pretend that this isn’t crude and immature, but that’s the best kind of humor sometimes, right? Inspired by a Funny or Die skit a few years ago, the Sexually Oblivious Female responds to all of your sexual requests — just not the way you want her to.